By
Steve Herte
A
clown with his pants falling down
Or
the dance that's a dream of romance
Or
the bear, with his claws, how they tear,
That's
entertainment!
Wait a minute. Stop the music.
Those aren’t the right lyrics. Even though Leonardo Di Caprio being
mauled by a bear might be high entertainment for some, it was not
enough to entice me to see The Revenant. That being said,
you might find my “Ten Best and Ten Worst” films of 2015 quite
different from the Academy Award winners and even those nominated. Of the eight
nominated movies I’ve seen (out of 51 over the year), only one was up
for a major award.
Similar to the Academy, I have
standards that movies have to achieve to be included on my list. The
characters must be believable (including animated ones), the
cinematography has to be pleasing and/or artistic but not dizzying,
and the soundtrack must be appropriate but not intrusive. The writing
has to be engaging and the humor clever. Nothing trite, hackneyed or
inappropriate. But most of all, the trailers should be immediate
attention getters and make me want to see the movie. That was one
requirement failed by all three of the most nominated movies this
year.
So, in reverse order I present
my top ten films of 2015, followed by the ten at the bottom of my
ratings:
10. Into the
Woods – The only musical in my top ten, it
surpassed most movies in dazzling cinematography, fine acting and the
surprisingly musical performance by Meryl Streep. The imaginative
staging, elaborate sets and talented cast combined to make a magical
experience and even transformed Sondheim’s complex, wordy songs
into comprehensible dialogues – something that didn’t always
happen when I saw the show on Broadway. I still can’t remember any
of the tunes, but I loved the film.
9. The Good
Dinosaur – This animated feature started off as
a sleeper for me. It nearly failed the “trailer” test because the
dinosaurs were portrayed unrealistically; they looked goofy (which is
not surprising from Disney). But though the story reminded me of
others before it, it worked. The animation was clean and the
characters moved smoothly. The big “Wow” in The Good
Dinosaur was the settings – the water scenes. They
couldn’t have been more reaI. I knew the characters were fake, but
they were roaming some very convincing country.
8. Jurassic
World – I admit I’ve love dinosaurs since
childhood and I’ve seen the three previous installments of the
“Jurassic” series (even though half of the dinosaurs depicted
were not from the Jurassic Period). The stars of this movie were the
creatures themselves. They alone brought me into the theater, their
movements and sounds added to their credibility (even though they
were too big – but the script explained that), and they helped me
forget the inadequate acting by their human co-stars. And that
glorious soundtrack, pure genius! I just wonder what Michael Crichton
thought of it.
7. Home –
When I first saw the short version with William Shatner as the leader
of the Boov trying to find them a new home, I knew this film would be
a lot of laughs, and it was. It was clever, very funny, well animated
and enjoyable. When the Eiffel Tower was levitated and turned upside
down, the effect was hilarious. The character Oh is annoying as well
as lovable and of course, Steve Martin makes a great alien general.
6. Woman in
Gold – Helen Mirren never disappoints, no
matter what role she’s given, and this film is no exception. I
became an admirer of Gustav Klimt’s artworks a few years ago and
that was a part of what drew me to this movie (aside from the great
starring actress). The writing was excellent and it was delivered
powerfully. The story, based on real incidents, held my interest and
never lagged. Of course, I forgave the CGI touching-up of the title
portrait to make it look more like the actress depicted.
5. Shawn the
Sheep – This is the first of my movies actually
nominated this year for Animated Feature Film. It was amazing. The
movie Box Trolls demonstrated the tedious,
painstaking work that goes into making clay figures move and emote
the way they do in Shawn the Sheep. Though the plot is
something familiar, the story twists keep it interesting, funny, and
even exciting.
4. Inside Out –
Inside Out is just as good as Shawn the Sheep
largely because of the sheer novelty of the concept. What goes on
inside people’s heads to make them do the things they do? In an age
of remakes, sequels and lack of imagination, this film (Oscar winner for Best Animated Feature) shines as a
beacon of creativity. The characters are believable because of the
flawless animation and they stay true to their natures. When they
finally learn that they cannot exist without each other, it’s a
teary moment. Bravo.
3. The Age of
Adaline – This is the most serious film in my top ten.
It was an excellent drama with a story that seems familiar, but it’s
not. When the acting is as good as this you do not realize that the
time is passing (as it didn’t for Adaline). It had power, pathos
and a great plot twist at the end. I loved it.
2. The Intern –
What can I say about Robert De Niro that hasn’t been said before?
He can play a tough guy and can do comedy. He can be a Dutch Uncle or
a Mafia Don. This time he actually portrayed a character I could
identify with and he did it magnificently. The humor in this film is
often subtle, sometimes risqué but always clever and the story has
many endearing moments.
1. The Second
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel – As Daffy Duck would say,
“Sequel schmequel! So it’s a sequel.” It was every bit as good
as the first movie. Put aside that I love everything Indian and the
cast was great in every way. Maggie Smith and Judy Dench belong
together. They’re the subtlest comedy team in England. It was a
delight to sit through this colorful film and it was sad that it was
passed over by the Academy.
Just a note before we get to those
unfortunate films that are in the bottom ten. It doesn’t mean all
of them were bad – though some are terrible – they’re just not
as good as the other 41 I saw.
10. The Man From
U.N.C.L.E. – I don’t want to say that the
television series had an effect on my view of this film, but that
isn't true. The original was a cult favorite. I understand that the
movie is intended to be a prequel and that sometimes the best of
friends and closest of partners start off disliking each other but
it’s difficult to imagine this familiar team at odds with each
other. Cinematically, this production is visually appealing and the
soundtrack is spectacular. Maybe, now that we have background
material on Napoleon Solo and Ilya Kuryakin, they will be more to our
liking in the sequel.
9. Terminator
Genisys – Sorry Arnold, this was the worst one
of the series. Granted, you were the best actor in this episode and a
really funny guy, but this film “stretched it.” How many time
anomalies can there be before the world gets sucked up in a black
hole?
8. Pixels –
Did I mention a dearth of ideas for new movie stories? How video game
themes are becoming fodder for films? I love animation, particularly,
a good mix of animation and real characters, but this film carries it
too far. If you don’t think too much about it, this is a fun flick.
But, aliens using first-generation video games to test the mettle of
Earth’s defenses against invasion? They might as well have sent
Elvis to do battle with his imitators.
7. Tomorrowland –
Disney does a “save the future by fixing the present” movie using
flashy set design and futuristic special effects. George Clooney is
almost wasted on this film (he narrates – something that grates on
my patience) while Hugh Laurie gets to be the villain he always
wanted to be in House. The continuity of the film
would be better with less flashbacks.
6. Ted 2 –
When I saw the first Ted, I was curious. When I heard the
first Ted, I laughed. But soon the vulgarity
became oppressive and unfunny. Then I saw the second one. The concept
of a street-talking Teddy bear getting married and having to go to
court to prove that he’s a person in order to adopt a child is
ridiculous. Ted 2 just tries too hard to get laughs.
5. Fantastic
Four – In one sentence: 1994, 2005 and 2007 were all
better.
4. Maze Runner 2
– The Scorch Trials – When people tell you that a
sequel is never better than the original movie, see the first Maze
Runner and then see this one and you’ll know what they
mean.
3. Strange
Magic – The best part of this animated film is
the soundtrack, including the title song by Electric Light Orchestra.
Otherwise, it reminds me of the musicals I cobbled together in high
school, only with good animation.
2. Cinderella –
One has to wonder why this story needed to be remade. A perfectly
good musical by Rogers and Hammerstein was the best interpretation
and most memorable version for me. But this movie is a study in
hyperbole. The gown she wears at the ball is a perfect example. Could
it possibly have taken up more space? How did the prince dance with
her without tripping over it? How did it fit in her coach? The best
part was Helena Bonham Carter as the outrageous Fairy Godmother who
claimed that glass slippers are very comfortable. It was nominated
for Costume Design.
1. While We’re
Young – I like Ben Stiller and I felt sorry
that he took a lead role in this tiresome tale of a middle-aged
couple hooking up with a younger couple to try to get more action in
their lives. Though classified as a comedy, the most one gets are a
few chuckles. You almost do not feel sorry for them when the younger
couple takes advantage of them. It’s a hands-down winner of worst
movie I saw in 2015.
I
told you my list would be different.
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