The
Psychotronic Zone
By
Ed Garea
Dracula
A.D. 1972 (Hammer/WB, 1972) – Director: Alan
Gibson. Screenplay: Don Houghton. Stars: Christopher Lee, Peter
Cushing, Stephanie Beacham, Christopher Neame, Michael Coles, Marsha
A. Hunt, Caroline Munro, Janet Key, William Ellis, Philip Miller,
Michael Kitchen, David Andrews, Lolly Bowers, Constance Luttrell, &
Michael Daly. Color, Rated PG, 96 minutes.
What
are we to make of a film whose best part is the prologue? It’s a
sign that Hammer’s Dracula series, which began in 1958 with Lee and
Cushing in Horror of Dracula was almost out of
steam. This was the next to last of the series. The Satanic
Rites of Dracula in 1973, starring Lee and Cushing once
again, was the end of the line. That was to the great relief of both
stars, who had tired over the years of weaker and weaker scripts. In
fact, the only reason Lee agreed to be in this film was that a couple
of proposed film projects had fallen through and he needed a quick
paycheck.
Dracula
A.D. 1972 is a radical updating of the Dracula story. Hammer
Studios was suffering financially, as the Gothic horrors that had
served as its stock-in-trade for years no longer appealed to the
contemporary audience. Hammer tried a number of things to keep the
audiences, such as expanded bloodletting, violence, nudity, and
lesbian themes, but nothing was working. In an effort to update their
product while keeping costs down, Hammer decided to transfer the
Gothic horror of the Dracula series to a contemporary setting.
Screenwriter Don Houghton (Doctor Who) was brought in with
instructions to retain the basic structure of the earlier entries
while fast-forwarding it to the present. Alan Gibson, a television
director who knew how to keeps costs under control and who two years
earlier had directed Crescendo for the studio, was
assigned the script. The results, to put it mildly, are unsatisfying.
The movie becomes a promise unfulfilled, brought down by stereotyped
characters, inane dialogue, all too predictable plot points, and
worst of all, a noticeable lack of nudity and violence, as if Gibson
were directing a television show for the BBC.
The
film opens in September 1872, where we see vampire hunter Lawrence
Van Helsing (Cushing) doing battle with Count Dracula (Lee) atop a
runaway coach hurtling through London’s Hyde Park. The coach hits a
tree, mortally injuring Van Helsing while Dracula becomes partially
impaled on the spokes of a broken carriage wheel. With his last
remaining strength, Van Helsing pushes the wheel’s spokes deep into
Dracula’s chest, killing the vampire and reducing him to dust
before Van Helsing himself succumbs to his injuries. At Van Helsing’s
funeral in the grounds of nearby St. Bartolph’s Church, one of
Dracula’s minions (Neame) buries his ashes just outside the
hallowed grounds while marking the spot with a stake for future
discovery. He also copped Drac’s signet ring for later – much
later – use.
Cut
to the present. A group of out-of-control teenagers has crashed a
private concert by the rock band Stoneground for a rich twit and his
stuffy out-of-it parents. The teens cavort, gyrate and vandalize
while the older folks look on in horror and the band manages to play
two full-length songs, which makes the scene seem as if it was much
longer. Finally, the police arrive to chase the kids off, much to the
relief of us in the audience who are waiting for something to happen.
A
quick cut and we see the gang in their favorite hangout, the cavern
coffee bar, where they hang out, doing Coke (the drink), smoking
cigarettes, and spouting inane dialog, made even more ridiculous by
the fact that these are 30-somethings trying to pass themselves off
as teenagers. The leader of the group, Johnny Alucard (Neame again),
tells them that if they really want some wild kicks they should join
him in a black mass at this old church slated for demolition, which
just happens to be St. Bartolph’s. The group reacts with a mixture
of fear and sarcasm, but what the hell? Why not? So they agree to
meet him at midnight at the church.
One
member of the group is Jessica Van Helsing (Beacham), who lives with
her grandfather, Lorrimer Van Helsing (Cushing again), himself the
grandson of Lawrence Van Helsing. Jessica is not so sure about this
black mass business, as she’s not too crazy about Johnny. When she
arrives home she searchers granddaddy’s library, grabbing a book on
the black mass to read. Van Helsing enters and asks what this is all
about. Jess replies she’s just curious and goes on to tell granddad
what a good girl she is. She doesn’t even do LSD. She’s pure as
the driven snow, a requirement to be a Hammer heroine. And she’s
debating to herself if it’s worth it to even go to this black mass.
Unfortunately for her, boyfriend Bob (Miller) tells her it will be a
kick, and they show up at the church, where Jess is distressed to
find her great-great-grandfather’s tomb. Inside the church, the
ceremony begins. Johnny wants Jess to be the centerpiece, but Jess
declines and Laura (Munro) volunteers. While the others sit in a
satanic circle, Johnny, wearing Drac’s signet ring, dumps some of
the ashes into a goblet, slits his wrist, mixes the blood with the
ashes, and dumps it onto Laura.
Meanwhile, the dry ice machine is going full blast at the site where Dracula’s ashes are buried. The gang flees in a combination of terror and disgust. Jess wants to go back for Laura, who is transfixed, but Bob pushes her out. Johnny removes the stake from Drac’s grave, and voila, instant vampire. The first thing Drac does is reclaim his ring. The second thing he does is head into the church for a meal with Laura, who is the meal, as he drains her of blood.
Meanwhile, the dry ice machine is going full blast at the site where Dracula’s ashes are buried. The gang flees in a combination of terror and disgust. Jess wants to go back for Laura, who is transfixed, but Bob pushes her out. Johnny removes the stake from Drac’s grave, and voila, instant vampire. The first thing Drac does is reclaim his ring. The second thing he does is head into the church for a meal with Laura, who is the meal, as he drains her of blood.
The
next day, Jessica is worried because Laura does not show up at the
Cavern the next day and she’s not buying Johnny’s explanation
that Laura has gone home to visit her parents. Soon afterward,
Laura’s body is discovered. The police, mystified about the
mutilation of her neck, decide to consult Van Helsing, who helped
with a case involving a cult and blackmail some time before. While
Johnny is entertaining Gaynor (Hunt), another member of the gang, at
his apartment, Van Helsing is conferring with Inspector Murray
(Coles) and Sgt. Pearson (Andrews) of New Scotland Yard, convincing
them that vampires are real. Despite their skepticism, they believe
him. He gives them two bits of advice: vampires fear silver and can
be killed by running water. Right away we assume these two plot
points will soon come into play.
When
Jessica arrives home that evening, the police tell her about Laura’s
murder. Distraught, Jess spills all about the black mass and about
Johnny. Van Helsing is surprised to find out that Johnny’s surname
is Alucard and puzzles out that it is really Dracula spelled
backward. Hell, we knew that; we saw Son of
Dracula (1943) on Chiller Theater years ago. Where was the
professor when all this was going on? Meanwhile, Johnny takes the
drugged Gaynor to the church, where Drac is waiting for dinner. After
Drac has feasted, Johnny begs him for immortality, to be a vampire.
Drac responds that Johnny has not yet brought that which he needs to
avenge himself on the Van Helsing family – Jessica. Johnny,
however, argues that if he was given the power, it would be a lot
easier to get her here. Drac, seeing the logic of Johnny’s
argument, admits him to the club, and Johnny gets his vampire
membership card, personally autographed photo, and badge.
The
next morning, after arming himself with a vial of holy water, Van
Helsing learns about the latest murders. Theorizing that the killings
are not random, and that Jessica is the ultimate target, Van Helsing
convinces Scotland Yard to remove the guards from St. Bartolph's so
that Drac can hide there comfortably and thus be more susceptible to
Van Helsing's plans. We also learn that the Cavern, the group’s
hangout, has been closed in a drug raid. That night, Bob sneaks into
the locked Cavern (so much for being closed) to meet Johnny, who
reciprocates by turning him into a vampire. The thus transformed Bob
goes to the Van Helsing home and persuades Jessica, who does not
noticed that he’s not the same Bob, to accompany him to the Cavern.
Once there, Bob attacks her and Jessica faints. Before Bob can take a
bite, Johnny tells him that she is "for the master."
When
Van Helsing arrives home and learns that Jessica is gone, he races to
the Cavern, but it is empty by the time he arrives. (We thought it
was boarded up.) As he is running through the streets, he is almost
run over by Anna Bryant, another friend of Jessica, who dimes out
Johnny and drives him to Johnny's flat. There, Van Helsing and Johnny
have a confrontation, with Van Helsing, noting that dawn is breaking,
throwing a Bible and silver crucifix into Johnny’s coffin, denying
him the pleasure of sleep. Van Helsing wants to know where Jessica is
while Johnny is only interested in getting his coffin cleared out.
Van Helsing then uses a mirror as a weapon by reflecting sunlight off
it onto Johnny. He drives Johnny into the bathroom, where he falls
into the tub as – you guessed it – Van Helsing turns on the
shower, drowning Johnny in the running water.
Unable
to do anything else because the vampires are inactive during the day,
Van Helsing waits until late afternoon. He goes to St. Bartolph's,
where he finds Bob's dead body and digs a pit that he fills with
sharpened stakes. Equipped with a silver-bladed knife and the holy
water, Van Helsing enters the church, where he finds Jessica lying on
the altar in a trance induced by Dracula. When night falls, Dracula
enters and the men begin a fierce battle, which seems ended when Van
Helsing stabs the vampire, knocking him from the balcony to the floor
below. But Jessica, still hypnotized, removes the knife, and Dracula
chases Van Helsing outside. Van Helsing falls to the ground, but
before Drac can kill him, he throws holy water in the vampire’s
face. Blinded by smoke and screaming in pain, Dracula falls backward
into the pit of spikes, and Van Helsing finishes him off by pushing
him through the stakes. Now finally released from her trance, Jessica
runs to granddad, who comforts her as the words “Rest in final
peace” appear on the screen.
One
of the many problems with the film is that, after the prologue, we
don’t see Dracula again until nearly an hour had passed. And even
then he has little to do. (To make sure the audience realizes the
film is indeed in Swinging London, we are treated to the obligatory
shot of a double-decker bus.) Instead it seems like an endless set-up
of the return of Dracula with little action afterwards. To say that
Lee is underused is putting it mildly. It’s Cushing who dominates
the second half of the film. Not that we’re complaining about that,
but it’s Cushing versus Lee that we came to see and all we get is a
little tussle at the end.
Speaking
of being underused, the producers go to the trouble of surrounding
Ms. Van Helsing with a good-sized group of friends that, we would
expect, will meet their end in various grisly ways at the hands and
fangs of Dracula. But it seems that the filmmakers are in a rush or
simply ran out of money. For instance, the beautiful Caroline Munro
has a paltry death scene and ends up as a lifeless corpse. I was
looking forward to Drac making her one of his brides and seeing her
parade around in a skimpy negligee. Instead I get nada. It’s so
lame and tame that one of the gang, Greg (Kitchen) doesn’t meet an
end, instead simply fading out of the movie, doing the equivalent of
a 0.1 on the movie’s Richter scale. What seems like a
disappointment to the viewer was probably a saving grace to the actor
playing Greg, Michael Kitchen, who went on to great popularity as
Inspector Foyle. Imagine in interviews being asked about appearing in
this turkey.
As
for the others, the only one that stands out is Christopher
Neame, who is just enough over-the-top to sustain our interest. The
real “hero” of the film is Cushing, who all but takes over the
second half and manages to keep it interesting, playing Van Helsing
as the occult version of Sherlock Holmes. As his granddaughter
Jessica, Beacham’s main function seems to be to show how
spectacular her cleavage is, and that’s only in the final sequence.
When actually called upon to act, she does a credible job, even
though she and her friends recite some of the dopiest dialogue I’ve
ever heard. If anything, this shows how clueless the writers were if
they thought young folks actually spoke that way.
The
problem with Dracula A.D. 1972 is that it doesn’t know which
century it wants to be in. The idea of the prologue is good in order
to bring the audience up to speed, but once we’re in London, the
film goes out of its way not to exploit that fact. I was expecting
Dracula to traipse around London in his inimitable vampiric style,
adding disciples and discarding victims as he goes. Instead, he seems
to have developed a case of agoraphobia, as he never leaves the
churchyard, hardly appearing until the showdown at the end.
As
mentioned prior, Cushing has a lot more screen time, but he’s
saddled with a script that woefully misuses his talents. When he’s
not lecturing his granddaughter on how to properly behave, he’s
locked into dumb discussions with the Scotland Yard Inspector (Coles,
who is billed only as “Inspector.”) over the rash of murders,
making silly references to “cult murders a few years back in the
States,” i.e., the Manson Family, as if we didn’t know. And while
we in the audience get the Alucard-Dracula connection right off the
bat, we’re treated to the sight of the great vampire authority
sitting in a chair and clumsily diagramming the connection on paper
as if he was a freshman doing homework in an “Introduction to
Linguistics” course. Add to this, the scene where, realizing what
danger his beloved granddaughter is in, he still chooses to run
across London on foot rather than using sense and driving or catching
a cab.
Speaking
of Alucard, was there ever a more incompetent vampire than Johnny
Alucard? His death scene, in which he exposes himself multiple times
to sunlight, switches on the shower and falls into the bath at the
same time, is more worthy of a scene in Top Secret or The
Naked Gun than a horror film.
The
final battle between Van Helsing and Dracula is so short it almost
seems like an afterthought on the part of the writers. To begin, Van
Helsing convinces the Inspector to give him one hour alone in the
church after sundown. Wouldn’t it be more sensible to call in the
Flying Squad and ambush Dracula? Even in their battle at the end,
Dracula is doing more to destroy himself than Van Helsing is doing to
do him in. The cheesy score by Michael Vickers actually works against
the film, ruining scenes intended to provoke fright.
At
the end the words “Rest in Final Peace” are posted on the screen.
Yeah, right. After each time we were led to believe Drac was no more
he somehow managed to revive himself to the next film. All that
needed to be done in order to revive the vampire was to splash blood
on his ashes, as if he came in a jar labeled “Instant Vampire: Just
Add Blood.” What finally did kill off Dracula was the bad box
office of the next, and final, film, The Satanic Rites of
Dracula.
Trivia
During
shooting, Christopher Lee brought a box of earth he had acquired from
Transylvania to the set, hoping it would help him get into character.
Given his lack of screen time, he needn’t have bothered.
Stephanie
Beacham later became a regular on the soap opera Dynasty and
it’s sibling, The Colbys (1985-89) playing Sable
Colby. In 2009, she became a regular on Coronation Street,
England’s longest running soap opera.
Memorable
Dialogue
Inspector:
“Sergeant, I’ll bet you a pound to a piece of shit there’s hash
at that party.”
I dunno, the lesbian stuff was working just fine for me. After this movie, they even tried getting in on the martial arts action with "The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires" which was actually the final nail in the coffin (pun not intended!) for the Dracula franchise. It came after "The Satanic Rites", but did not star Lee as he had finally escaped the franchise and instead that year (1974) starred in Bond movie "The Man with the Golden Gun" (I think everything was golden that year).
ReplyDeleteYou're right, but "The Satanic Rites of Dracula" was the end of the road for the classic Hammer matchup. "The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires" was an attempt to begin a new direction by combining the classic Hammer gothic horror with the martial arts films of Hong Kong, and the movie was made in partner ship with the Shaw Brothers. Unfortunately, the production was terrible. Lee refused to be in it after he saw the script and Cushing, who was in it, was saving for his retirement. The Chinese made much better films on this theme before Hammer decided to get involved; all this film did was to cost the Shaw Brothers money, which effectively ended their partnership with Hammer. With nowhere to go, Hammer finally decided to pull the plug. Had the picture done well, there would have been a new direction with there classic monsters spin off to fight martial artists. Can't quite see the Mummy fighting kung fu style.
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