A
Guide to the Interesting and Unusual on TCM
By
Ed Garea
We
begin with some sad news. Colin Dexter, the author who created
Inspector Morse, the irascible, poetry-loving detective who listened
to Wagner while pursuing clues and fine ale through a series of 13
novels and a critically-praised TV show, died March 21 at his home
in Oxford, England. He was 86.
Dexter,
a former classics teacher, was suffering through a rainy family
vacation in North Wales in the early ‘70s when he decided to kill
some time by reading a detective novel left in the hotel. After he
was finished, he decided he could do better and began sketching out
an outline of a mystery about a young woman murdered while
hitchhiking. The novel, Last Bus to Woodstock, was
published in 1975, introducing readers to a new detective team of
Inspector Morse and his good-natured, long-suffering detective
sergeant, Robbie Lewis.
ITV
brought the books to television in the series Inspector
Morse, which ran from 1987 to 2000, and was seen here on PBS.
John Thaw played Morse while Kevin Whatley was cast as Lewis. After
the series ran its course, a sequel followed, Lewis, with
Whatley’s character now promoted to Inspector. A prequel, Endeavor,
also appeared, with Shaun Evans portraying Morse at the beginning of
his career.
The
series achieved a popularity beyond Dexter’s wildest dreams, with
Thaw’s brilliant interpretation of the gruff inspector bringing
hordes of tourists to Oxford, where the series was set. The local
tourist board seized the opportunity and created a series of Morse
walks to meet the demand.
Dexter
tore a page from Hitchcock’s book and appeared in cameos in various
episodes of the series as a tourist, bum, doctor, prisoner, bishop,
and professor, among others.
Who
would’ve thought that one of the most celebrated detectives in
literary history came about because of a lousy vacation? They say
necessity is the mother of invention, but sometimes boredom can also
play a huge role.
TRUFFAUT
April
2: A double helping of Francois Truffaut begins at 2:00 am
with The 400 Blows (1959).
A brilliant examination of a troubled adolescent, it was the first
effort at filmmaking for the former critic for Cahiers du
Cinema (Notebooks on Cinema). It’s followed at 4:00
am by what may have been his best effort, Day
For Night (1973), a lively, light-hearted look at
the everyday perils of filmmaking, when everything seems to go wrong
and a director can only shake his head and trudge on. The title comes
from the practice of shooting a night scene during the day using a
special lens filter. For those interested in Truffaut, David,
Christine and I listed our favorite films from the director. You can
find it here.
CARTOON
ALLEY
April
9: Beginning at 8:00 pm it’s a night of rare animation,
featuring independently made cartoons from Canada. Not only for fans
of animation, but for anyone interested in the rare and different. In
other words, the readers of this column.
FRANKIE!
April
12: OMG! It’s an entire evening devoted to films starring
the one and only Frankie Avalon. Lest one assume the evening will be
filled with “Beach Party” movies, it actually begins at 8:00 pm
with 1962’s Panic in the Year
Zero. Directed by and starring Ray Milland, this AIP
production is about a vacationing family leaving Los Angeles for a
camping trip just as a nuclear bomb wipes out the city. Ray and his
family (Jean Hagen, Frankie Avalon, and Mary Mitchel) must suddenly
fight to stay alive. Those new to it will find it watchable and
interesting. To quote critic Michael Weldon: “All this would be
very depressing except for the raucous music by Les Baxter and the
bad acting by Frankie. Listen to the kids have friendly arguments
about whether the canned food is radioactive or not.” On a side
note, the film inspired the Steely Dan song “King of the World”
on their second album “Countdown to Ecstasy.”
At
10:00 pm comes the original Beach
Party from 1963. A huge success when released it
began a short-lived trend of follow-ups, none as bouncy or as totally
enjoyable. Co-starring Annette Funicello, who popularized the bikini
in America with this movie, as Frankie’s girl, Dolores. It also
co-stars Bob Cummings (who walks away with the picture), Dorothy
Malone, Morey Amsterdam, and Harvey Lembeck as the most inept biker
that ever lived: Eric Von Zipper. Watch it, if not for the antics of
Frankie and Annette, then for the wonderful music of surf guitar
legend Dick Dale.
At
midnight comes Frankie’s first real film, Guns
of the Timberland (1960). He had earlier appeared
as himself in the teen musical Jamboree! (1957). In
this tepid Western, Alan Ladd and Gilbert Roland are partners in a
timber concern who have a contract to cut logs in a territory
abutting Jeanne Crain's ranch. Jeanne and the rest of the valley are
opposed to the loggers for fear that it will leave no watershed for
flooding, resulting in an ecological disaster. Frankie and Alan
Ladd’s daughter Alana play a pair of young lovers. Frankie also
gets to warble a couple of songs by Jerry Livingston and Mack David
including “The Faithful Kind,” and one called "Gee Whizz
Whilikens Golly Gee."
2:00
am finds Frankie teamed with Dwayne Hickman as a pair of secret
agents hot on the trail of the nefarious Vincent Price in AIP’s Dr.
Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965).
It seems that Dr. Goldfoot has created an army of bikini-clad robots
programmed to seek out wealthy men and charm them into signing over
their assets to the doctor. It’s up to Frankie and Dwayne to stop
him.
And
finally, for those still awake after all this, it’s Drums
of Africa (1963) at 4:00 am. There’s a good
reason for showing this mess from MGM at this late hour. It stinks.
Lloyd Bochner is an engineer traveling to East Africa with Frankie,
the owner’s nephew, to his employer’s railway construction site.
Mariette Hartley provides the eye candy as a mission worker who,
along with guide Torin Thatcher, warn the duo not to proceed until
the Arab slavers have left the area. Do they listen? Not on your
life, and are soon lost in the wilderness until rescued by Hartley
and Thatcher. When Hartley is kidnapped by said slave traders, the
three men team up to rescue her. This synopsis actually sounds better
than the movie. Besides Frankie singing a song, the highlight comes
when, about almost 70 minutes into the movie, a group of white men in
blackface appear as “Masai warriors” in caveman outfits. Produced
by the duo of Philip N. Krasne and Alfred Zimbalist and loaded with
footage from King Solomon’s Mines, this epic was shot
in the dark wilds of Bronson Canyon.
IT’S
ZSA ZSA, DAHLINK
April
5: As if an entire evening devoted to Frankie Avalon wasn’t
enough, TCM goes one further with an evening devoted to Zsa Zsa
Gabor, a failed actress more noted for being Zsa Zsa than anything
else. We begin at 8:00 as Zsa Zsa stars with ex-husband George
Sanders in Death of a
Scoundrel (1956), a rather entertaining B-movie
from RKO that was one of the last to come from the dying studio.
Sanders stars as the rich Clementi Suborin. When he’s found dead in
his New York apartment, his secretary (Yvonne DeCarlo) recounts his
story to the police about his rise from Czech refugee to rich New
Yorker and the trail of betrayal, womanizing and fraud along the way
that confirms the fact that almost everyone who knew him wanted him
dead. Sanders is at his best as the scheming Suborin with Zsa Zsa as
one of his victims. To make it a family affair, Sanders’ brother,
Tom Conway, co-stars as the brother Suborin double-crosses back in
Czechoslovakia.
At
10:15 pm Zsa Zsa stars along with Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis in 3
Ring Circus (1954). Martin and Lewis are a pair
of veterans who join the circus and predictably wreak havoc
throughout the picture. Jerry wants to be a clown. Zsa Zsa is an
egotistical trapeze artist.
The
highlight of the evening takes place at 12:15 am with the screening
of 1958’s Queen of Outer Space.
Zsa Zsa is one of a population of women inhabiting Venus whose
man-hating queen (Laurie Mitchell) has plans to disintegrate the
Earth. The queen hates men because her face, hidden behind a mask,
was scarred in a war with the planet’s men. The queen wants to kill
a group of male astronauts who have landed there, but Zsa Zsa leads a
rebellion to save them. Fans will quickly recognize the space suits
left over from Forbidden Planet and the sets and
giant spider from World Without End. Directed by Edward
Bernds, who formerly directed the Bowery Boys and the Three Stooges.
At
2:00 am Zsa Zsa may be seen in a decent, if uneven, film from
director John Huston: 1952’s Moulin
Rouge. It’s the story of painter Toulouse-Lautrec,
as interpreted by Jose Ferrer. The sets and the musical numbers are
wonderful, as is Huston’s use of Technicolor, but Ferrer’s
performance leaves something to be desired.
And
finally, at 4:15 pm, comes Lili (1953)
starring Leslie Caron as an orphan in France who gets a job with a
carnival puppet show and forms a relationship with a crippled and
embittered puppeteer, played superbly by Mel Welles. Zsa Zsa is the
assistant to womanizing magician Jean-Pierre Aumont. It is a
delightful film, highlighted by Caron’s singing of “Hi Lili, Hi
Lo.” Due to the late hour, it should be recorded and saved for
later.
PRE-CODE
April
4: An
interesting Ruth Chatterton film makes its appearance at 3:30
am, Journal of
a Crime (1934).
When Chatterton discovers that playwright husband Adolphe Menjou is
in love with his mistress, Claire Dodd, and wants a divorce, Ruth
takes matters into her own hands and shoots Dodd. Although hubby
knows who did it, he decides to remain silent, waiting for his wife
to crack under the guilt. But when a man named Costello (Noel
Madison) is arrested for the murder, she visits him in prison and
confesses. But he gallantly decides that as he’s responsible for
another murder he might as well remain silent and face death. But the
guilt overtakes Ruth and she decides to confess, but on the way to
the prosecutor’s office she is hit by a car and develops amnesia.
Her loss of memory leads to unseen consequences for the couple. It’s
a pretty silly Pre-Code feature notable only for the superb
performance of Chatterton, who plays it straight instead of simply
hamming it up and chewing scenery. This was her last picture for
Warner Bros. Declining box office and her outspoken attitude over the
studio’s attempt to cut salaries at the height of the Depression
led the studio to declare her as excess baggage. Don’t blink, or
you’ll miss Melvyn Douglas as an actor in Menjou’s stage play.
April
5: At 6:00 am Ann Harding travels to French Indochina to be
with fiancee Melvyn Douglas, commandant of a prison camp, only to
find he’s now an alcoholic, in Prestige,
a hackneyed melodrama from 1932. With Adolphe Menjou and Clarance
Muse.
April
6: Slimy and corrupt night court judge Walter Huston will
stop at nothing to avoid the clutches of watchdog Lewis Stone – and
that includes framing innocent couple Phillips Holmes and Anita Page
in the entertaining, though minor effort, Night
Court (1932), airing at 11:15 am. Huston and
Stone are worth the time expended.
PSYCHOTRONICA
AND THE B HIVE
April
1: The Maisie series continues with 1941’s Maisie
Was a Lady at 10:30 am, followed by Lon Chaney,
Jr. and Claude Rains in The Wolf
Man (1941) at noon. Fashion models are the focus
of late night, with a deranged murderer running amok in Mario
Bava’s Blood and Black Lace at
2:45 am, followed by Peter Cushing as a doctor looking for suitable
replacements for his wife’s (Sue Lloyd) scarred face
in Corruption (1967)
at 4:30 am.
April
6: Walter Huston gives one of the great despicable
performances in 1932’s Kongo,
a remake of 1927’s West of Zanzibar, with the
one-and-only Lon Chaney in the role. One might think it difficult to
follow in Chaney’s footsteps, but Huston does it brilliantly as the
crippled madman who seeks revenge on the daughter of the man who took
his wife away, with unseen and tragic results following. It was
strong stuff when released and has lost none of its punch over the
years, thinks to Huston’s performance.
April
8: At 7:30 am it’s Bela Lugosi vs. Boris Karloff in Edgar
G. Ulmer’s underrated expressionistic horror, The
Black Cat (1934).
Ann
Sothern again takes center stage in Ringside
Maisie (1941) at
10:30 am.
Late
night begins at 2:30 am with The
Zodiac Killer, a 1971 low-budget exploitation film
about the serial killer who was never caught. Despite some terrible
acting and writing, it deserves a look, but keep in mind that it is
disturbing, with lots of hateful anti-female dialogue. The narrator
warns us that “Somebody sitting next to you or behind you had
killed!” Consider yourself warned. Seeking of woman killers,
following at 4:15 am is Hitchcock’s 1960 macabre
masterpiece, Psycho.
April
15: Hammer Studios’ version of One
Million B.C. (1966), a remake of Hal Roach’s One
Million B.C. (1940), airs at 8:30 am. Featuring stop-motion
animation by Ray Harryhausen and Raquel Welch as the world’s
sexiest cavewoman traipsing about in a fur bikini, it’s also
notable for the appearance of cult actress Martine Beswick as
Raquel’s rival. The poster featuring Welch in her fur bikini was a
best seller and helped the actress establish herself as an instant
sex-symbol.
Maisie
Gets Her Man from 1942, airs at 10:30 am, with
the irrepressible Brooklyn showgirl launching a star act with Red
Skelton. Look for Leo Gorcey as Cecil.
Late
night features the laff riot, Night
of the Lepus (1972) at 11:30 pm. (Read our essay
on it here.) It’s followed
by two MGM cartoons, The Hound and
the Rabbit (1937) and The
Hungry Wolf (1942) from director Hugh Harman.
At
2:00 am comes a most unusual film from director Bertrand
Tavernier. Death Watch (La
mort en direct, 1980). Taking place in the future, when
medical advances have made premature death a rarity, the reality
show Death Watch, a voyeuristic look at how people
cope with the end of life, is a ratings hit. In the search for more
and more events to televise, a reporter, Roddy (Harvey Keitel), has a
camera implanted in his head that broadcasts everything he sees to a
television station in Glasgow. His assignment is to show the audience
the journey of Katherine (Romy Schneider), who's been recently
informed that she's terminally ill, as she prepares for her last
days. Complications ensue from the fact that Katherine has no idea
she's being filmed. She previously rejected an offer from the show's
producer (Harry Dean Stanton) to appear on it. This places Roddy in
an uncomfortable position as he becomes close to his subject. This
sad – and long – film was shot around Glasgow (in English) and
was based on a novel by David Guy Compton. Ironically, two years
after its release, Romy Schneider died at the age of 43 from cardiac
arrest due to a weakened heart caused by a kidney operation she had
months before.