A
Guide to the Interesting and Unusual on TCM
By
Ed Garea
TCM
SPOTLIGHT: CREATURE FEATURES
As
readers are no doubt aware, Dennis Miller has been hosting this
month’s Spotlight. I like Dennis Miller, but not as a horror/sci-fi
host. It’s sad watching him read the idiot cards and pretend to be
something of an expert. Here’s an idea, TCM. Why not get a real
expert instead of merely plugging another celebrity in as a host? One
of the directions TCM has taken that annoys me no end is the use of
celebrities as hosts. They know nothing, except how to pose. TCM
needs a regular host for its Underground and special horror/sci-fi
showings. Hey TCM, it’s not as if there’s no one out there. How
about Michael H. Price, Gary Don Rhodes, Michael Weldon, Gary Svehla,
Tom Weaver, John McCarty, Bill Warren, Danny Peary, Philip J. Riley
and Gregory William Mank, for starters? Hell, why not spend the money
you delegated for Miller and hire Stephen King? Remember him? I’m
tired of the station dumbing us down. It’s supposed to be a channel
that promotes movies. Such promotion includes knowledge, and
celebrities are, for the most part, hired for their faces.
If
TCM had been pursuing its current policy when it began we might never
have had the wonderful Robert Osborne. Nor, probably, would we have
the delightful Ben Mankiewicz. Think about it. Also remember that the
best season of The Essentials was the first, when
Bob had the informative Molly Haskell as co-host.
May
18: Start the evening at 8 pm with the excellent sci-fi
classic and Red scare film, Them! (1954).
Then follow it at 9:45 with the Americanized version of Godzilla,
King of the Monsters! (1956), a sanitized version
of the 1954 Gojira with Raymond Burr talking
to the backs of actor’s heads. At 11:30 pm it’s the classic It
Came From Beneath the Sea (1955), starring
Kenneth Tobey, Donald Curtis, and the drop dead gorgeous Faith
Domergue, who probably connived a lot of us young males that watched
it to take an interest in science. Apart from Faith, the highlight of
the film was the giant octopus, created by master animator Ray
Harryhausen. As the executive producer was “Jungle” Sam Katzman,
one of the side joys of the flick is to count the number of legs on
the octopus. Experts disagree as to whether there were five or six
legs on the beast. Sam certainly wasn’t going to pay for eight.
At
1 am comes the intelligently done, though budget challenged, The
Giant Behemoth (1959), director Eugene Lourie’s
remake of his The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms. Gene
Evans and Andre Morrell (World’s Luckiest Man: he was married to
the delectable Joan Greenwood) are on the track of a giant dinosaur
who has somehow become radioactive. The animation is by the heralded
Willis O’Brien (King Kong) who, at this point in his career
was dogged by limited budgets for his wonderfully constructed
stop-motion creations.
At
2:30 am we go straight to the ridiculous. The
Phantom From 10,000 Leagues (1955). A mad
scientist has a pet monster that lurks in the shallows attacking
unwary scuba divers and fishermen who get too close to his lair. The
monster soon takes a back seat to a script filled with secret
experiments, kinky characters, espionage, threats and paranoia that
are all linked to a mysterious beam of radioactive light emanating
from the ocean floor. To quote critic Michael Weldon in The
Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film: “Spies, an
underwater death ray, and a laughable puppet monster are dispersed by
hero Kent Taylor. It was co-billed with Corman’s The
Day the World Ended, making that movie look great by
comparison.” If that doesn’t make you
want to watch, nothing does.
Finally,
at 4 am, it’s a different sort of monster from producer Ivan
Tors. The Magnetic Monster (1953)
stars Richard Carlson and King Donovan as investigators from the
government’s Office of Scientific Investigation (OSI). They are on
the track of a radioactive element that could destroy the world, the
creation of scientist Leonard Mudie in his atomic laboratory located
above a hardware store(!). Dangerously unstable, it must be “fed”
larger and larges quantities of electric energy to remain stable.
Otherwise – Boom! The massive top secret subterranean “deltatron”
used to try to stop the monster is lifted from the 1934 German
production of Gold from UFA. Despite the
budget shortcuts it remains one of the most intelligent of the ‘50s
sci-fi flicks. Director Herbert L. Strock, who is uncredited, took
over from original director Curt Siodmak after Tors fired him.
May
25: The Spotlight closes out, beginning at 8 pm with the
superb and underrated Tarantula (1955).
It’s notable for being one of John Agar’s best performances. Mara
Corday and Leo G. Carroll co-star. At 9:30 it’s the subpar Return
of the Fly (1959), with Vincent Price, followed
by The Cosmic Monster (1958)
at 11:15 pm. (Read our essay on it here.)
At
12:45 am it’s Roger Corman’s ridiculously entertaining The
Wasp Woman (1960), starring the unjustly
forgotten Susan Cabot. At 2:00 am it’s the overrated Swamp
Thing (1982). And to close out the festival, it’s
Texas radio mogul Gordon McClendon’s dismal attempt at making
product for his drive-in theaters chain, The
Killer Shrews (1959). We recommend the MST
3000 version of the film instead. It’s way more
interesting.
EDWARD
YANG
May
21: At 2:00 am comes A
Brighter Summer Day (1991) from the Shanghai-born
director (born Te-Chang Yang), a JD class inspired by a real-life
1961 incident in which a 14-year-old Taiwanese boy murdered his
girlfriend in a public park. In addition to a multitude of actors –
there are over 100 speaking parts – the film is rife with pop
culture references from both East and West including nods to Citizen
Kane, Rebel without a Cause, and Rio Lobo. It’s
quite lengthy – 3 hours and 57 minutes – but it’s one of those
films that grab the viewer and never let go. I saw it on the large
screen and the minutes just seemed to fly by. Yang is a master at
portraying Taiwan’s underworld and this film is testament to that
mastery.
PRE-CODE
May
17: Myrna Loy is a lusty gypsy who breaks up a family in The
Squall (1929) at 1:30 pm. Following at 3:15
Wheeler and Woosley are tramps turned fortune tellers in The
Cuckoos (1930). Also starring W&W regular
Dorothy Lee.
At
9:30 pm, it’s Phillips Holmes, Sylvia Sidney and Frances Dee in
Josef Von Sternberg’s An American
Tragedy, a rarely seen Paramount Pre-Code production.
At
2:45 am it’s the superb Of Human
Bondage (1934) starring Leslie Howard with Bette
Davis in the role that brought her stardom. Following at 4:15 am,
Frances Dee returns, along with Billie Burke and Ginger Rogers,
in Finishing School (1934).
Finally,
at the late hour of 5:45 am comes a real Pre-Code treat: Douglas
Fairbanks Jr., Ann Dvorak and Lee Tracy in William Wellman’s Love
is a Racket (1932) from Warner Bros. Fairbanks
plays a rather callous Broadway columnist romancing Frances Dee while
racing around the city looking for fodder for his gossip column.
Things take a nasty turn when gangster Lyle Talbot buys up Dee’s
shopping debts with an eye to making her his mistress. It’s up to
Doug to prevent this from reaching the tabloids while he figures a
way out of Mary’s fix. Lee Tracy is Doug’s co-worker, and Ann
Dvorak is a young actress Doug promotes in his columns.
May
22: Ann Harding marries poor writer Laurence Olivier and
lives to regret it in Westward
Passage, a 1932 drama from RKO. Check out the mustache
on Olivier. It makes him look like poor man’s Ronald Colman. Though
the film’s not very good (it lost $250,000 for RKO, a huge sum in
the Depression) it is rarely screened.
May
26: A triple-feature, beginning at 6 am with Bessie Love and
Raymond Hackett in the 1929 MGM show biz comedy-drama, The
Girl in the Show. At 8:30 am, Anita Page and June
Walker are dedicated nurses serving in World War I in MGM’s gritty,
excellent War Nurse, from
1930. As it’s an excellent film that rarely gets shown, we
recommend you record it for later pleasurable viewing. You won’t be
disappointed. Finally, at 10 am, Diana Wynyard, Lewis Stone and
Phillips Holmes star in the thoughtful Men
Must Fight (MGM, 1933), a prophetic tale of a
mother trying to keep her son out of war in 1940(!). Sounds like the
story of Neville Chamberlain. The film also predicts the mainstream
popularity of television. By all means, catch this one!
May
30: Tuna fisherman Edward G. Robinson marries wayward
Zita Johann only to see her fall for his best friend Richard Arlen
in Tiger Shark, from
director Howard Hawks and Warner Bros. in 1932. Worth catching for
Robinson’s awesome performance.
May
31: Poor orphan girl Jean Parker and reform school runaway
Tom Brown are mistreated by farmer Arthur Byron in 1934’s Two
Alone from RKO.
MEMORIAL
DAY MARATHON
May
on TCM means the annual Memorial Day Marathon, saluting movies about
war and our reaction to war. Though once again nothing new is added
to this year’s schedule, there are still several favorites being
run for our enjoyment.
May
26: Begin at 8 pm with John Wayne playing pioneer aviator
Frank “Spig” Wead in John Ford’s The
Wings of Eagles (MGM,
1957). What’s a Memorial Day Marathon without the Duke and Ford?
Then, at 10 pm, we get to see what World War I hero Alvin York would
have been like if he was Gary Cooper in Sergeant
York (WB, 1941).
May
27: Samuel Fuller’s Korean War masterpiece, The
Steel Helmet, airs at 4:30 pm. At 8 pm, it’s Andy
Griffith, Nick Adams and Don Knotts in the classic service comedy No
Time for Sergeants (WB, 1958), followed by Henry
Fonda, Jimmy Cagney and Jack Lemmon in Mister
Roberts (WB, 1955) at 10:30.
May
28: Begin the day with Conrad Veidt in a dual role
in Nazi Agent (MGM,
1942). Then stay tuned for Faye Emerson, Helmut Dantine and Raymond
Massey in Hotel Berlin (1945),
Warner Bros.’ answer to MGM’s Grand Hotel. At
4:15 Robert Cummings and Priscilla Lane star in
Hitchcock’s Saboteur (Universal,
1942). At 6:15 Humphrey Bogart closes out the afternoon, along with
Mary Astor and Sydney Greenstreet in John Huston’s Across
the Pacific (WB, 1942).
The
evening is highlighted by two superb films. First up at 8 pm
is Twelve O’Clock High (Twentieth
Century-Fox, 1948), a psychological drama about the pressure of
bomber combat missions over Europe starring Gregory Peck, Gary
Merrill, Dean Jagger, and Hugh Marlowe. It’s followed at 10:30 pm
by the sublime and engaging docudrama Tora,
Tora, Tora (Twentieth Century-Fox, 1970) as the
story of the Pearl Harbor attack is told from both American and
Japanese sides. With an all-star cast including Martin Balsam, So
Yamamura, Jason Robards, Joseph Cotten, Tatsuya Mihashi, E. G.
Marshall, Takahiro Tamura, and James Whitmore.
May
29
An
entertaining triple-feature begins at 12:00 pm with Clint Eastwood
starring in Kelly’s Heroes (MGM,
1970), based on the true story of a group of GIs out to rob a bank in
occupied France containing 14,000 bars of gold. Originally a subtle
anti-war film, Eastwood and director Brian G. Hutton were forced to
make cuts by their studio, MGM, that resulted in a different film
from the one they originally made. It wasn’t until 1999 that the
same plot of soldiers taking leave of a war to find hidden gold was
employed for the movie Three Kings, which was not
cut by the studio.
At
2:30 pm follows an adaptation of Alistair McLean’s, Where
Eagles Dare (MGM, 1968), starring Richard Burton
and Clint Eastwood as part of a team of commandos parachuted into the
Bavarian Alps to rescue an Allied officer held prisoner at a
castle-fortress known as the “Castle of the Eagle.”
Finally,
at 5:15 pm comes Robert Aldrich’s tale of convicts turned
commandos: The Dirty Dozen (MGM,
1967), starring Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson and a
host of other slob actors.
At
8 pm the emphasis shifts to submarine warfare beginning with Cary
Grant and John Garfield in Destination
Tokyo (WB, 1943). At 12:30 am U.S. destroyer
commander Robert Mitchum and U-Boat Commander Curd Jurgens engage in
a deadly game of chess in The Enemy
Below (20th Century Fox, 1957). The film was
remade in a 1966 episode of the classic Star Trek,
where Kirk battles it out with a cloaked Romulan warship. It was our
first look at the Romulans and their resemblance to Vulcans.
PSYCHOTRONIA
AND THE B-HIVE
May
17: Frances Dee stars run producer Val Lewton’s
psychotronic adaptation of Jane Eyre, I
Walked With a Zombie (RKO, 1943), at 11:30 pm.
She is a nurse in the Caribbean who resorts to voodoo to cure her
patient, even though she is head over heels for the woman’s
husband. With the always entertaining Sir Lancelot.
May
18: With water being a precious commodity, Robert Urich
heads a band of intergalactic buccaneers after giant ice cubes in Ice
Pirates (MGM, 1984) at 10:30 am. Also starring Mary
Crosby, Anjelica Huston, the venerable John Carradine, and Ron
Perlman.
May
19: A mini-marathon of films about The Whistler begins at 6
am with, appropriately enough, The
Whistler (1944). One of 8 B-movies made by
Columbia and based on a popular radio series, the thread linking the
plots of the series is an unseen narrator who introduces the stories,
just as he did on the radio show. In this film, Richard Dix is Earl
Conrad, a man who believes his wife has died in an accident and is
badly depressed as a result. He chooses to end it all by hiring hit
man J. Carrol Naish to kill him. But the plot thickens when the wife
turns out to be alive (she was being held by the Japanese on a
Pacific island, of all things). Dix, however, can't find the hit man
to call off his own murder. Besides the narrator, Dix was the only
star who appeared in all of the films except the last, alternating
between playing victims and villains.
At
7:30 am comes The Power of The
Whistler (1945). Once again, Richard Dix stars as
an amnesiac who is helped by kindly Janis Carter as he tries to
regain his memory. With her help he finally does regain it – and it
turns out that he is actually a homicidal maniac! A great entry in
the series.
At
9 am it’s Voice of the
Whistler (1945), with Richard Dix as a wealthy
industrialist who, on doctor's orders to take a long rest, assumes a
different identity and goes to live in a remote seaside spot in Maine
with his nurse in tow. Revealing his true identity to her, he offers
to leave her everything in his will if she will marry him and stay
with him for what he believes are the final months of his life. But
complications arise when Dix falls for the nurse and returns to
health. Now he comes up with a plan to murder her intern boyfriend,
who expects to marry her after the rich man's death. Directed by
William Castle.
Following
at 10:30 comes another Castle-directed entry, The
Mysterious Intruder (1945). Elderly music shop
owner Edward Stillwell (Paul Burns) shows up at the office of
detective Don Gale (Richard Dix) to inform him he's seeking Elora
Lund (Pamela Blake). Not only has she been missing for seven years,
ever since her mother died when Elora was only 14 years old, but
Elora is now rich, though she doesn't know it. Stillwell, for his
part, won't tell Gale how he knows it. To find out just how Elora
came by her wealth, Gale hires actress named Freda Hanson (Helen
Mowery) to pose as Elora, figuring that Stillwell won't be able to
tell the difference between Eloras. He's right, but unfortunately,
before Stillwell can tell Elora about her newfound wealth, he's
murdered and Gale has now become a suspect.
At
noon Dix is an insane artist in The
Secret of The Whistler (1946). His wealthy wife,
Edith, catches him in an affair with Kay Morrell, one of his models.
After Edith asks for a divorce he poisons her and shortly after
marries Kay. Kay, suspecting he killed his first wife, discovers
Edith’s diary and learns the truth. Stick around for the great
twist ending.
At
1:30 pm comes the final entry in the series, The
Return of The Whistler (1948). Based on a story
by Cornell Woolrich, young civil engineer Ted Nichols (Michael Duane)
is engaged to widow Alice Dupres Barkeley (Lenore Aubert), when she
suddenly disappears. The detective he hires (Richard Lane) to find
her is actually working for the husband’s family. They have
abducted her and are scheming to obtain the fortune she stands to
inherit. Dix is not in this one and it’s just as well, as this is
the weakest of the series. Not a good way to go out.
At
3 pm we now switch to another B-series made by Columbia and based on
a radio show, namely, I Love a
Mystery. In the 1945 debut film by that name,
detectives Jack Packard (Jim Bannon) and Doc Long (Barton Yarborough)
at the A-1 Detective Agency are hired by socialite Jefferson Monk
(George Macready), who is receiving strange messages threatening his
life from an Asian secret society. He comes to believe that he will
be decapitated in three days and Packard and Long must think fast to
prevent his death.
At
4:30 it’s The Devil’s
Mask (1946). After a shrunken head is discovered
in the wreckage of a downed plane Jack and Doc are drawn into the
mystery of a missing museum curator and his psychologically damaged
daughter (Anita Louise), whose undiagnosed Electra Complex may have
driven her to murder. This is an intriguing film with great
cinematography by Henry Freulich, who has an eye for bottomless
shadows. Though the film promised great things to come for Columbia,
the studio abruptly pulled the plug after only one more entry in the
series.
And
that entry is The Unknown (1946),
which is airing at 6 pm. This old dark house whodunit takes place
over a span of years with happening before Jack and Doc show up.
Rachel Martin (Karen Morley) is engaged to James Wetherford (Robert
Kellard); the engagement arranged by her mother, Phoebe (Helen
Freeman). At the party Rachel is discovered in the study with
Richard Arnold (Robert Wilcox). She reveals that they have been
secretly married for several months. When her father pulls a gun and
orders Richard to leave, he and Richard struggle for the gun and the
father is accidentally killed. To avoid scandal, Phoebe has her sons
and Rachel help her entomb Martin's body in the fireplace and forbids
them ever to mention the occurrence. As time passes Rachel becomes
mentally unbalanced and gives birth to a baby girl, whom Phoebe
immediately has sent away. Years later, the child, now a grown woman
named Nina (Jeff Donnell), returns to the home where she was born for
the reading of Phoebe's will. Nina has never met any of her
relatives, was reared by a succession of teachers paid for by a
mysterious benefactor. Accompanied by private detectives Jack Packard
and Doc Long, who have been hired by her benefactor, Nina finds the
family has several closets containing skeletons, including a surprise
appearance by the deceased before they track down a killer.
May
20: Casino blackjack dealer Gary Lockwood plans to knock
over an armored car with his gang in They
Came to Rob Las Vegas (WB, 1969) at 8:15 am. Elke
Sommer and Jack Palance co-star.
At
10:30 reformed thief Boston Blackie (Chester Morris) uncovers a Nazi
spy ring in Meet Boston
Blackie (Columbia, 1941).
At
noon Sherlock Holmes (Nicol Williamson) gets caught up in a murder
while seeking help from Sigmund Freud (Alan Arkin) in the highly
entertaining The Seven-Per-Cent
Solution (Universal, 1976).
A
crashed spaceship contains a quickly growing monster from Venus in 20
Million Miles to Earth (Columbia, 1957). William
Hopper and Joan Taylor star. The creature came from the imagination
of master animator Ray Bradbury. Race car driver Elvis tries to
outrun the beautiful tax auditor (Nancy Sinatra) out to settle his
account in Speedway (MGM,
1968).
May
22: It’s a night of hagspoiltation, beginning at 8 pm with
the classic What Ever Happened to
Baby Jane? (WB, 1962), with Joan Crawford and
Bette Davis, followed by Tallulah Bankhead tormenting Stefanie Powers
in Die! Die! My
Darling (Columbia/Hammer, 1965) at 10:30 pm. At
12:30 am it’s Joan again, reaching new lows in William
Castle’s Strait-Jacket (1964).
Then, at 2:15 am, Debbie Reynolds and Shelley Winters sell themselves
for a paycheck in What’s the
Matter With Helen? (UA, 1971). Finally, Bette
Davis is a psycho child caregiver in The
Nanny (Twentieth Century Fox/Hammer, 1965) at 4:15 am.
May
30: One of the films being shown in a day-long tribute to
director Howard Hawks is the classic The
Thing From Another World (RKO, 1951). But Hawks
did not direct it, he produced it. The directorial credit went to his
film editor, Christian Nyby. Although some say Hawks actually
directed it, they would be wrong.