By David Skolnick
Elvis Presley made 31
feature movies – about 20 or so too many – and was the subject of two excellent
concert documentaries. While his first few films are hardly Oscar-worthy, most
are fun to watch with plots that make sense. Yeah, Presley suddenly breaks out
in song in those films too, but Jailhouse Rock and King
Creole are good movies.
Though Presley showed
some promise as an actor, by 1960, the Elvis Formula started with G.I.
Blues, his fifth film. The formula had Presley find himself in some sort of
trouble (typically not his fault), meet and pursue an attractive girl, sing a
few songs, get into a fight or a race, and end up with the girl.
Following G.I.
Blues, Presley made Flaming Star and Wild in the Country,
which are decent, but weren’t Elvis Formula films. Of greater importance, the
two weren’t box-office successes. Presley’s next film, Blue Hawaii,
went back to the formula and is one of his worst films. But it made money and
sealed the deal on Presley doing mostly Elvis Formula films the rest of his
acting career. Some are a lot better than others. Some are so bad you can’t
look away.
On Thursday, August 16,
the 35th anniversary of his death, Presley is Star of the Day
on TCM, which is airing 13 of those 31 feature films as well as the Elvis
on Tour concert documentary.
Here are reviews and “highlights”
of the Presley movies being shown by TCM.
6:00 am, It
Happened at the World’s Fair (1963): Painfully bad film with Presley
as a down-on-his-luck pilot in need of $1,200 to reclaim his repossessed
cropduster plane, named Bessie. (I’m not kidding.) His partner, played by Gary
Lockwood, lost the money while gambling. The two hitch-hike, get picked up by
an apple farmer and attend the 1962 World’s Fair in Seattle. He ends up with
Joan O’Brien, a nurse. Film highlight: Elvis singing “One Broken Heart for
Sale.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQC3uqp1Sc8
8:00 am, Kissin’
Cousins (1964): Ever the versatile actor, Presley is a military
officer and his identical hillbilly cousin. The only difference in their
appearance is as the hillbilly, Presley wears an awful-looking
strawberry-blonde wig. Since there are two Elvises – or is it Elvi? – he gets
two girls. Military Elvis gets Yvonne Craig (Batgirl) and hillbilly Elvis gets
WAG Cynthia Pepper. Film highlight: Singing the title track (largely because it
means the movie is over). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn0EdIy_OhI
9:45 am, Girl
Happy (1965): I like this one, but can’t explain why. Elvis and his
band want to vacation in Ft. Lauderdale, leaving behind their steady gig at a
Chicago nightclub. The nightclub owner is a gangster with a daughter, played by
Shelley Fabares, also heading to south Florida. The gangster wants the guys to
keep an eye on her. It’s Fabares’ first of three movies with Elvis. While he’s
interested (and rightfully so) in Mary Ann Mobley, of course he ends up with
Fabares. Elvis hated the songs in this movie, largely because they suck. Film
highlight: Not even close, it’s Elvis singing “Do the Clam” (co-written by Ed
Wood's ex-girlfriend, Dolores Fuller) with an embarrassingly-bad dance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58z-eRUFt_E
11:30 am, Harum
Scarum (1965): This and Stay Away, Joe are Presley’s
worst movies. Presley plays an action-film star kidnapped by Middle Eastern assassins
who want him to kill an Arabian king. Presley appears disinterested in this
film. If you watch it, you’ll have the same feeling. Mobley doesn’t get him
in Girl Happy, but succeeds in this disaster. Filmed on some of the
movie sets used in Cecil B. DeMille’s King of Kings (1925).
Film highlight: Elvis singing “Shake That Tambourine” with Billy Barty as a
thief. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=114WCqbcdR8
1:00 pm, Double
Trouble (1967): Elvis plays a singer who goes to Europe. In real life,
he served in the Army overseas, but never performed there because his manager,
Col. Tom Parker, was Dutch-born and lived illegally in the United States. The
Colonel never allowed Presley to tour other countries as he often traveled with
him and would have had trouble getting back into the United States. In this
movie, Elvis falls for a teen heiress, played by Annette Day in the only movie
she ever made. If you were in a movie this bad, you’d likely never want to act
again either. Someone’s trying to kill Day’s character and/or her film career. How quickly was Presley turning out films at this time? This movie was released
only 13 days after Easy Come, Easy Go, another Elvis movie,
premiered. Film highlight: Elvis singing “Old MacDonald.” He was apparently
told it wouldn’t appear on the soundtrack album. This wasn’t the first or the
last time someone lied to Presley. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGTdsCEKvEY
2:45 pm, Stay
Away, Joe (1968): This should be more titled, Stay Away,
Audience. This is an unwatchable piece of garbage. Presley is a half-breed
Navajo rodeo rider with Burgess Meredith as his father, who lives in a paper
shack on an Indian reservation. The less said about this film, the better. Film
highlight: A weird sexual scene with a much older Joan Blondell, talking about
being his former lover, followed by an attempted seduction by Blondell’s
19-year-old daughter, Mamie, played by Quentin Dean. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sptxykyrYn8
4:30 pm, Charro! (1969): An atypical Presley movie as he doesn’t sing in the film (though he performs the title track) and the only time he has a beard on the silver screen. He’s a reformed outlaw who has to take on his former gang members to save a town. It sounds a lot better than it actually is. Film highlight: There really isn’t one, but here’s a link to the entire film. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpqQUsxRuyM
6:15 pm, The
Trouble with Girls (1969): Presley is the manager of a traveling
Chautauqua show in 1927 that ends up in a small Iowa town. The town’s
pharmacist, played by Dabney Coleman, is murdered. Marlyn Mason is Elvis’ love
interest. Presley is in less than half of this film, which is quite bad and
exceptionally boring. Film highlight: An underrated Elvis song, “Clean Up Your
Own Backyard” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_FXWyC8L_E
8:00 pm, Elvis
on Tour (1972): His last movie, Elvis on Tour is more
than just a concert film. It shows Elvis behind the scenes and being
interviewed as he embarks on a U.S. tour. Presley comes across as someone who
loves to sing, but is tired of touring. It’s a very honest and compelling look
into what was essentially Presley’s last great musical moment – his 1972 tour.
He looks pale and has put on weight, but he’s great. This is an absolute
must-see. Film highlight: There are so many. I’m a bit biased as “Burning Love”
is my favorite Elvis song. It was his last Top 10 hit, released in 1972.
Presley’s not too familiar with the words, as it was released around the same
time he was touring. Notice that he’s holding a paper with the song’s lyrics
and still doesn’t get all the lines correct. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZLdV9qDziY
9:45 pm, Jailhouse
Rock (1957): One of Elvis’ best. He’s in prison on a manslaughter
conviction. His cellmate recognizes Vince Everett (Presley) has musical talent
and serves as a mentor. When Everett is released, he looks for work as a
singer. He becomes a success thanks to a producer and his love interest, played
by Judy Tyler (she and her husband died shortly after the film wrapped up production).
Presley does a solid job. Film highlight: The iconic “Jailhouse Rock”
performance Everett does for a television special. It doesn’t get much better
than this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj0Rz-uP4Mk
11:30 pm, Viva
Las Vegas (1964): Elvis often played a race-car driver and here’s one
of those films, though this is better than most even with a weak plot. It was
his most commercially-successful film in terms of box-office revenue. The
chemistry between Presley, who plays Lucky Jackson, and Ann-Margret, who plays
Rusty Martin, his love interest, is exceptionally good. That probably because
the two were more than just friends off-screen. Rusty, a swimming instructor
(an excellent excuse to get Ann-Margret into skimpy bathing suits), pushes
Lucky into a hotel pool causing Lucky to not be so lucky and lose the money he
needs for an engine for his car. Lucky becomes a waiter to raise some cash, and
then enters the hotel’s talent show to win the money needed for the engine.
Lucky and Rusty sing and dance with Lucky getting very lucky at the end with
Rusty. Film highlight: Ann-Margret’s legs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=01wG4tSIG88 There’s also a weird dance number with
Ann-Margret followed by Elvis singing “C’mon Everybody.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiJ7uQfogKA
1:00 am, Speedway (1968):
This may sound crazy, but Presley plays a race-car driver in this film. His
manager, played by Bill Bixby, is somewhat of a creative accountant meaning
Elvis owes the IRS a bunch of money. Nancy Sinatra is an IRS agent, and of
course, everyone who works for the IRS looks like her. Plot? Don’t worry about
it. No one making the film worried so why should you? Sinatra is the only
person to ever have a song on an Elvis movie soundtrack album. (Even
Ann-Margret who sings in Viva Las Vegas and slept with Presley
didn’t get that.) Film highlight: Sinatra sings “Your Groovy Self.” Her lip-syncing is awful and, at times, she dances like Davy Jones from the Monkees. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66NgaGxs5VM
2:45 am, Spinout (1966):
You’re not going to believe it, but Presley plays a race-car driver. He’s got
three love interests, but Shelley Fabares is one of them so it’s game over for
the other two. Film highlight: Elvis singing the title track surrounded by
girls dancing poorly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22VHM2VMmHo
4:30 am, Live a
Little, Love a Little (1968): A quirky, strange film that is one of my
favorite Presley movies. He plays Greg Nolan, a newspaper photographer, who
meets Bernice, an eccentric, attractive woman, played by Michele Carey, at the
beach. He ends up at her home and is drugged by her, and kept against his will
at times by her very large dog. Nolan loses his newspaper job – there’s no
future in that business anyway. He lands two jobs as a photographer in the same
building. One is for a conservative publication and the other is a girlie
magazine. Presley’s character comes off as hip, having what appears to be
casual sex and there are some drug references. It’s no Easy Rider,
but still one to see. Film highlight: It’s definitely Presley singing “A Little
Less Conversation.” This and “Rubberneckin’” in his final feature film, Change
of Habit, are my two favorite Elvis movie songs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bscxdX2iuK0
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